A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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