- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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