What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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