What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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