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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Dick Chaney

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FIRE!!

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i was molested.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Runescape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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