what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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someone called a frog a frog

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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