I went to the store and I fell

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Jesus

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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