Women's rights.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Religion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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