- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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