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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Women's Rights

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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