- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Whats 9+10? 19

Knock knock

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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