- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called a frog a frog

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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