Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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FIRE!!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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