Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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make me a sandwich!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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