*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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