I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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