Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Obama.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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