Boom.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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poop.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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