- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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