What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Lacrosse

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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this site is funny.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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