why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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