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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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japan4.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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pubic lice.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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GIVE

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What?

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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