A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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