Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Arron Glass

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