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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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