Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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this site is funny.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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???????????? WTF?

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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