An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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