whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Anti Joke

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