- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Miscarriages.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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