Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Kony 2012

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Christians

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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