Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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