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lebron

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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womens sports...

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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