what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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The Holocaust

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Kony 2012

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Sarah Palin

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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