A horse walked into a barn...

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Hi Adam,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Anti Joke

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