A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Netball.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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black

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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