A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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You're on fire.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Miami Heat.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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