Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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