- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

my names jim haha

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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