A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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