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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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