How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I like turtoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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