Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Popsicles

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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theres a fat guy

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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