Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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ASSCHEEKS

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Poop.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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