Winking at old people

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Five guys one rape.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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