Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Penis.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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