To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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9/11.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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mitt romney

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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