A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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