What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Ruller

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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