Whats a cat? A cat!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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penis

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William Raines.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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