Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Military intelligence.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Female Athletics

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What's 6+2? 16

9/11.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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