What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Womens Sports

Knock Knock Come in.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

France never surrender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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