Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Netball.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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