Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A black man killed someone

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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