What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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your mom

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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