- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

I got shot, you laughed

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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