Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Rick Perry.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Kenny G

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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