Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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i have aids and a chode

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Global Warming.

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No joke.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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