- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Want to hear an anti-joke?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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