What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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An antijoke

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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