What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Women's rights

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Brett Farve

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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