Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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William Raines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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