Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Religion

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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This is not a joke.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Anti Joke

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